somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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