Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Boobs are out for the taking
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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