Grow some girl-balls and come out already
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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