remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I think I won the penis lottery.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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