**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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