i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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