She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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