Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
God, I missed his penis.
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