im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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