you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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