Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is it because I queefed?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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