the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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