Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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