do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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