On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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