doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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