Man, jail baloney is awful.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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