i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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