Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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