but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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