She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So many bounce houses so little time
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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