a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We left the knife in your bed.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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