I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Sext me about skeletons
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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