This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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