she looked like the before picture.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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