who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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