Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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