Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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