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The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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