Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I would ride that face into the sunset
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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