It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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