I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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