Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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