Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him