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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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• (210): View more from Texas

  he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (310): View more from California

  This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.

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• (619): View more from California

  We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.

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