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• (909): View more from California

  It must have been true love

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.

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  my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.

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• (925): View more from California

  crossed #23 off the Slucket List!

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  YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.

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• (718): View more from New York

  She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.

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  .... touche....

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• (818): View more from California

  A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.

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• (716): View more from New York

  So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I want to bone him until his eyes fall out

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap

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