dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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