im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
of course. lets lasso hookers.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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