oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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