Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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