Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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