theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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