I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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