You made me cry and you don't even care
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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