do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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