I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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