He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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