How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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