got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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