Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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