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That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Of course I have a pirate flag
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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