She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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