I'm really into asian looking animals
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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