the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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