if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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