am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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