So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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