I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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