are you still at the devil's house?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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