I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
