Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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