Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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