do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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