Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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